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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Newton's laws in Software...

Today's mantra by 1008 Antaryami Topi waale Baba (registered trademark)

Now we all know about the great Scientist Mr. Newton who gave us 3 laws of motion... When I analysed them deeply, I figured out that those laws hold true in software field too... I hope someone recognize my contribution and give me Nobel Award for this... So dear friends, here i present before you the 3 laws of Software:

1. Any software application will continue to work smoothly till you touch it. Never try to improve upon any application which has been working smoothly. You will never succeed and you will end up degrading it...

2. The amount of bugs and degrading depends on the level of improvements planned... If you want to improve performance drastically, the application will give you severe headaches... End result will be more drastic...

3. To every change planned, there will be equal number of bugs introduced...

Hope you will understand these mantras and will never try to take up any improvement activity in any application which is working in whichever way...

-Janhit main jaari... apne sab jaan pehchaan waalon main ye soochna faila dijiye...

1 comment:

  1. he he!!
    am not in to software at all..but sure found this funny!! quite like the murphy's laws no??

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